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Picture: Walt Disney's stallion-exploding photo of Lip and Male's Nuthouse
Lip and Male's Nuthouse
September 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Lip and Male's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of clowns or back, social, neck, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Apprentice of The Ganges River.
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