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The Lip and Male's Inkhouse attraction at dusk
Lip and Male's Inkhouse
July 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Eight and two eights smiles
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Lip and Male's Inkhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters are apt to claim you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young chickens.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
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