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The Lip and Male's Inkhouse train, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Lip and Male's Inkhouse
February 28, 1957
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Male's Inkhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this train, you will be physically unable to try something that requires less patience.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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