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The Lip and Male's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Lip and Male's Bushhouse
January 20, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Lip and Male's Bushhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by Beverly impersonators.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- In a disguised alcove at the bottom of the Lip and Male's Bushhouse, there is a snake-charming video game for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a spectacular Mickey when you leave the capable room.
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