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The Lip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction at park closing

The Lip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction at park closing

Lip and Kale's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 2013
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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