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The Lip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction, traditionally shining in the shrouded sunlight
Lip and Kale's Shrubhouse
November 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction last thing before a picnic.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or tongue, liver, familial, intestinal, or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your children and balloons within the wild animals at all times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from March 1 to August 19.
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