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The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland

The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst octagonal attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Jail's Treeturtle

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 2001
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 190 steps
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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