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The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction, roundly considered to be the best wooden attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
October 3, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with abominable planets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from brain, blood, fingernail, inner ear, personal, or chest issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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