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The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction at park opening
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
May 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby character photo thingy.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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