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The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction, mechanically rotting in the afternoon sunlight
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
March 11, 1970
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are able to enjoy this attraction for an hour preceeding more important people.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from social, shoulder, heart, attention-span, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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