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At right: The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction at first light
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
March 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for young chickens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from wrist, social, back, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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