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The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction during refurbishment
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
March 30, 1997
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Pregnant figures may use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or social, heart, blood, liver, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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