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The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle dark ride, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
January 7, 1993
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this dark ride last thing before dinner.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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