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The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst fantastical attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
September 3, 2006
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find peeling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or back, ribcage, ankle, blood, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding characters.
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