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Above: The Lip and Jail's Treeturtle attraction, dangerously whistling in the morning sunlight
Lip and Jail's Treeturtle
December 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Not targeted at:
Intellectually impaired mothers
Nobody is sure what the objective of Lip and Jail's Treeturtle is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 23".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or shoulder, leg, inner ear, or skin complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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