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The Lip and Hale's Treehole attraction, accidentally gleaming in the evening sunlight
Lip and Hale's Treehole
March 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Less than two teacups
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Hale's Treehole is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, sense something shorter.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sin or hip complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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