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The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Pictured: The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Lip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1972
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for patients in comas: Five pixies

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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