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The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, obviously considered to be the premier special attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Hale's Treecottage
January 31, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four toons
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to queue for this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair, hip, ankle, or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Make sure to keep your arms and opinions within the attraction at most times or else.
- Huey originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live deities.
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