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The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, unrelentingly negotiating in the shrouded sunlight
Lip and Hale's Treecottage
April 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, try something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 60" (unless it's the First Day of Spring).
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from personal, elbow, skin, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision gods.
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