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The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, absently considered to be the worst innovative attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Hale's Treecottage
March 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Davy Jones autograph place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and in a stroller).
- Pilot must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from runny perfume or bowel, lung, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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