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The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, absently considered to be the worst innovative attraction at Disneyland

The Lip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, absently considered to be the worst innovative attraction at Disneyland

Lip and Hale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 1973
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 75 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Hale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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