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The Lip and Hale's Costumehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Lip and Hale's Costumehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1965
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Description
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Hale's Costumehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from chronic missing kidneys, unstopable drooling, emotional baggage, or knee, social, ankle, elbow, or skin complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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