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Jane's star-stretching photo of Lip and Gale's Smokehouse
Lip and Gale's Smokehouse
March 18, 1967
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Lip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this ride exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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