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The Lip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Lip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Lip and Gale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 93 minutes
Rating: An average of two Mickeys

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Lip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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