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The Lip and Gale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Lip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 11, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Lip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring before trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve puppets.
Guest Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too frightening for wimps.
- Contains holographic images.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are copious pens used in this attraction.
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