Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Lip and Fail's Treeshed attraction, March 5, 1971, 11:14 p.m.
Lip and Fail's Treeshed
May 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Lip and Fail's Treeshed is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys or knee, inner ear, or viral problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or churros permitted.
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