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Below: Lip and Fail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Lip and Fail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 2012
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Designed by: Spendthrift vacationers
Description
Nobody knows what the purpose of Lip and Fail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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