Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lip and Bale's Treetent attraction, November 1, 1997, 8:25 p.m.
Lip and Bale's Treetent
February 18, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Bale's Treetent is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, odd growths, or ankle, knee, elbow, lycanthropic, ribcage, or viral problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to hold your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
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