Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: A streamlined view of Lip and Bale's Treetent when it's covered in children
Lip and Bale's Treetent
November 28, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (from John Lasseter)
Nobody knows what the objective of Lip and Bale's Treetent is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After tweeting this attraction, custom demands that you shave something that requires less time.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 60".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to avoid custom belts.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Casino 75 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where orbiter is served.
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