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An ultimate view of Lip and Bale's Treecottage when it's not shrounded in darkness

Above: An ultimate view of Lip and Bale's Treecottage when it's not shrounded in darkness

Lip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 19, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: In the neighborhood of zero tikis

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Lip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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