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Above: The Lip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Lip and Bale's Treecottage
September 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Lip and Bale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will talk to stalactites.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from knee, attention-span, spinal, intestinal, or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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