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Lip and Bale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
Lip and Bale's Treecottage
December 3, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (from the reanimated corpse of Chicken Little)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Lip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, goth clothing, punk haircuts, overdone makeup, or bowel, attention-span, intestinal, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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