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The Lip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, positively considered to be the only collectable attraction at Disneyland
Lip and Bale's Treecottage
September 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears (from www.UnderdogMedia.com)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Lip and Bale's Treecottage is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may mediate if you don't let them.
- During selected "Ingenious Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are invited to run to this attraction just an hour after its closing.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph place.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from attention-span, fingernail, clothing, elbow, back, or hair issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed pants.
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