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The Lip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, roundly weeping in the shrouded moonlight

Above: The Lip and Bale's Treecottage attraction, roundly weeping in the shrouded moonlight

Lip and Bale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1964
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: A median score of six stars

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Lip and Bale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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