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The Lip and Bale's Manhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Lip and Bale's Manhouse
March 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Lip and Bale's Manhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from shoulder, spinal, blood, bowel, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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