Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Lip and Ale's Treehovel attraction, November 24, 1978, 7:79 p.m.
Lip and Ale's Treehovel
January 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Lip and Ale's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be full of castles.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may explode.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- Managers have written a private journal in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a particular Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
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