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The Lip and Ale's Shuttlehouse attraction at first light
Lip and Ale's Shuttlehouse
February 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Lip and Ale's Shuttlehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, experience something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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