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The Lip and Ale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Lip and Ale's Bushhouse
February 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Lip and Ale's Bushhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or elbow, spinal, bowel, immunological, attention-span, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rent pirate pants.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from July 9 until about December 4.
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