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Picture: The Jip and Yale's Treemermaid attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Yale's Treemermaid
October 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Yale's Treemermaid is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 9 years old to ride alone.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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