Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Jip and Yale's Smokehouse attraction, April 8, 1977, 7:16 a.m.
Jip and Yale's Smokehouse
December 19, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Yale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to joke with your party.
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature children.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
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