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The Jip and Whale's Treehovel train as seen from the top of Africa
Jip and Whale's Treehovel
April 14, 2006
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Whale's Treehovel is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland hotel guests are able to ride this train for a quarter hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
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