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The Jip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Whale's Oakhouse
August 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to Michael Eisner impersonators.
Policies and Information
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from July 11 until something like September 12.
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