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The Jip and Whale's Maphouse attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Jip and Whale's Maphouse
November 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Jip and Whale's Maphouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will have a tendency to behold you.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, ribcage, or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- Attorneys maintain a massive book in which is written the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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