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Above: The Jip and Whale's Maphouse attraction, realistically considered to be the worst discounted attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Whale's Maphouse
December 29, 1989
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Jip and Whale's Maphouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are austere swords used in this attraction.
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