Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Jip and Whale's Maphouse attraction as seen from the top of the plaza
Jip and Whale's Maphouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1967
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Description
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Whale's Maphouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from sea sickness or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
Trivia
- The beautician was designed by Shere Khan.
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