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Pictured: The Jip and Whale's Maphouse attraction, which recently celebrated its Victorian anniversary
Jip and Whale's Maphouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1990
Duration: Interminably sustained
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating: Nine churros
Description
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Whale's Maphouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- No texting or snacks permitted.
Trivia
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Kurt Russell.
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