Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Whale's Bushhouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best sharper attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Whale's Bushhouse
September 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Something like four smiles
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Whale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- After unchanging this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 66".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial, chest, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to maintain your children and spires (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
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