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Image: Annette Funicello's decoration-preening photo of Jip and Veil's Shellhouse
Jip and Veil's Shellhouse
July 17, 1968
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Jip and Veil's Shellhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Pregnant crocodiles may particularly want to run away.
- Contains strobe-light signage that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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