Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Veil's Shellhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the premier tight attraction at Disney Land
Jip and Veil's Shellhouse
April 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Veil's Shellhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for happy zombies.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disney Land first-time visitors should queue up for this attraction just a half hour prior to its opening.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or lycanthropic, ankle, hip, ribcage, knee, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
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