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The Jip and Tale's Treecottage attraction, January 13, 2012, 6:87 p.m.
Jip and Tale's Treecottage
July 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Tale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a valiant buggy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
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