Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Tale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a hideaway
Jip and Tale's Treecottage
April 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Tale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- Darkness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, hair, skin, or familial issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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