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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd phobias, punk haircuts, or skin or fingernail issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
- The glow of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as the Grand Californian.
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