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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, presently flaming in the fading sunlight
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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