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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, neatly considered to be the premier visible attraction at Disneyland

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Jip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 1963
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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