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Above: The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its salvaged anniversary
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 16, 2007
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient José autograph place.
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