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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse ride, wantonly considered to be the best faithful ride at Disneyland
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Bagheera photo thingy.
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