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A solar view of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in tarps

Photo: A solar view of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in tarps

Jip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 2002
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.

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