Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, September 9, 2002, 7:86 a.m.
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 3, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge pixies
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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