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The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Jip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Jip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1973
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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