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Above: Christina Aguilera's fluid-soaring photo of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
Jip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Oogie autograph location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- One of the humans was sculpted to look like Alan-A-Dale.
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