Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Tail's Robinhouse attraction, hesitantly rejoicing in the fading park light
Jip and Tail's Robinhouse
August 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Tail's Robinhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Luigi autograph thingy.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- This was Rapunzel's least hated attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Miley Cyrus when you pass through the second room.
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