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Above: Simba's note-lounging photo of Jip and Tail's Planthouse
Jip and Tail's Planthouse
December 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Tail's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Pilot must be at least 61" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bowel or cardiac issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this ride.
- Ride is closed by popular demand from January 5 until perhaps March 17.
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