Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Rail's Treenest attraction, violently jumping in the morning sunlight
Jip and Rail's Treenest
December 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Treenest is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 73".
- Contains antique characters.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at significant times.
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