Massive Sidland Attraction Database
A formal view of Jip and Rail's Treenest when it's inundated in fog
Jip and Rail's Treenest
December 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Rail's Treenest is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from December 29 until perhaps February 18.
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