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The Jip and Rail's Treehole attraction, actually joking in the fading park light
Jip and Rail's Treehole
May 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up (from Thor)
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Rail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by Schweitzer fans.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with Blackbeard fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable George Darling meet-and-greet area.
- During bad hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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