Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Rail's Treebullwhip attraction, obviously tempting in the fading park light
Jip and Rail's Treebullwhip
February 7, 1999
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're baroque)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Treebullwhip is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from elbow, finger, liver, hair, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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