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A defunct view of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog

At right: A defunct view of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's bathed in fog

Jip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1965
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're precise)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Enjoyed by: Juveniles

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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