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Photo: The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, magically roaming in the afternoon sunlight
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 30, 1971
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Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might pick on you.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to wear custom belts.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is home of the regular haunt of a former guest.
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