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Above: A clever view of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 27, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Be sure to keep your hats and balloons away from the other guests at various times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to bring their own themed specticles.
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