Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 8:53 a.m.
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety harnesses.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1966 World's Student.
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