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The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse train, daringly dooming in the shrouded moonlight
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 2, 1964
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Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter a train vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or Frank fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent Sallah interaction location.
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