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The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 31, 1967
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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to scorch this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from March 12 until perhaps September 12 (or there abouts).
- Bloggers keep a private journal in which is detailed the personal details of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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