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Image: The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten pixies (from Darby O'Gill)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so delightful, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing before a picnic.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains imported illusions.
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