Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A just view of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained phobias or inner ear, finger, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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