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The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse train, daringly dooming in the shrouded moonlight

The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse train, daringly dooming in the shrouded moonlight

Jip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 2, 1964
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Nine teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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