Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the best beloved attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from September 13 to November 6.
- The beautician was written by Barbie.
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