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A clever view of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog

Above: A clever view of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in fog

Jip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1957
Duration: 109 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Vacationers

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Jip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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