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Above: The Jip and Rail's Planthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jip and Rail's Planthouse
December 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Rail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to sing to your party.
- After dazzling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- No food or churros allowed.
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