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Above: Michael Eisner's spy-moaning photo of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
August 28, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disney Land magic-ticket holders should run to this attraction half a moment preceeding its opening.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
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