Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to try something longer.
- Minimum height 29".
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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