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The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the finest low attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the finest low attraction at Disneyland

Jip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 2010
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Popular with: Vacationing mothers

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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