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The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary

Above: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary

Jip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1994
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Designed for: Retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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