Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the finest low attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
April 29, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's Christmas, other guests might joke with your party.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs inside the vehicle at most times.
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