Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, automatically opening in the fading park light
Jip and Rail's Oakhouse
September 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Jip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 27 microparsecs.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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