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The Jip and Quail's Shipwreckhouse train at a distance
Jip and Quail's Shipwreckhouse
March 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
82 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Quail's Shipwreckhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- This is the only train in Disneyland near which a picture of Sid Phillips can be witnessed.
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