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A cross view of Jip and Quail's Shipwreckhouse when it's not bathed in children
Jip and Quail's Shipwreckhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 22, 1967
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Quail's Shipwreckhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something shorter.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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