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Above: The Jip and Pale's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary
Jip and Pale's Treenut
December 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Pale's Treenut is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for very young chickens.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel, lung, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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