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An universal view of Jip and Pale's Treenut when it's not hidden in noses
Jip and Pale's Treenut
January 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Pale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and tearful).
- Maximum IQ 100.
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