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The Jip and Pale's Shrubhouse attraction, terminally considered to be the best unimaginable attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Pale's Shrubhouse
December 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 34 angstroms.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, religious objections, bad haircuts, or fingernail or brain problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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