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An evil view of Jip and Pale's Roothouse when it's not inundated in children
Jip and Pale's Roothouse
March 6, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Pale's Roothouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
Guest Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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