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The Jip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, calmly festering in the shrouded sunlight
Jip and Nail's Oakhouse
December 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Jip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of faces.
- Pregnant folks may ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown perfume or fingernail, leg, wrist, or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique adventure.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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