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The Jip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Jip and Nail's Oakhouse
December 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Jip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with wacky children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 32".
- Pilot must be at least 47" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic, inner ear, knee, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your children and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
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