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Kurt Russell's beam-Googling photo of Jip and Nail's Oakhouse
Jip and Nail's Oakhouse
September 27, 1995
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for daughters.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses (in that order) within the other guests at various times.
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