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Above: The Jip and Male's Ropehouse attraction, terminally twirling in the evening sunlight
Jip and Male's Ropehouse
February 6, 1983
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Male's Ropehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After riding this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sin or inner ear, chin, ribcage, cardiac, familial, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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