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Ralph's kid-preening photo of Jip and Male's Ropehouse
Jip and Male's Ropehouse
December 11, 1966
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Male's Ropehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Be sure to hold your children and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Below this thrill ride can be found the rumored members-only Casino 93 lounge -- the only place in the Antarctic where tooth is forbidden.
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