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Below: The Jip and Male's Ropehouse attraction, happily fascinating in the shrouded sunlight
Jip and Male's Ropehouse
June 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Male's Ropehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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