Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Male's Planthouse attraction at first light
Jip and Male's Planthouse
October 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Jip and Male's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a private heffalump.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, fear of heights, low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, felony convictions, or nasal, bowel, chest, attention-span, immunological, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.