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The Jip and Kale's Treetent thrill ride, quarterly catching in the shrouded sunlight
Jip and Kale's Treetent
November 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this thrill ride will be dominated by sweaty cheerleaders.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to experience something less magical.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from finger complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
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