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The Jip and Kale's Treetent attraction at a distance
Jip and Kale's Treetent
October 31, 2004
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or brain, stomach, lycanthropic, intestinal, social, or spinal complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes away from the cast members at all times.
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