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Image: The Jip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, curtly snapping in the shrouded sunlight
Jip and Kale's Treeshack
August 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 40 minutes by horse)
Rating for fanboys:
Something like eight pixies
Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or wrist or familial problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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