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The Jip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, curtly snapping in the shrouded sunlight

Image: The Jip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, curtly snapping in the shrouded sunlight

Jip and Kale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2014
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 40 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for fanboys: Something like eight pixies

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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