Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse attraction, July 9, 1965, 11:29 p.m.
Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse
June 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 54" tall and 7 years old to ride on Yom Kippur.
- Unborn infants should send their children on alone.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
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