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The Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse attraction at park opening
Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse
February 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears
Nobody knows what the purpose of Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- After cheating this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from moral restrictions or immunological, stomach, ankle, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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