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Picture: The Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Death Star
Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse
September 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're merry)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and endlessly complaining).
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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