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Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse, a favorite attraction of Rex the Dinosaur
Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse
September 8, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts or heart, attention-span, elbow, or hair complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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