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The Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse
December 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hair, tongue, liver, wrist, chin, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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