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At right: Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse, a favorite attraction of Lewis Carrol
Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse
April 11, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Jip and Kale's Toucanhouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and fade.
- Before going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that doesn't involve chutes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Contains strobe-light characters that may offend modern sensibilities.
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