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Image: Zorro's bird-feeding photo of Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse
Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse
November 16, 2000
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant parents may run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or familial, viral, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The reference to oranges is a bad joke.
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