Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, December 11, 2006, 2:88 a.m.
Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
August 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten teacups
Nobody can figure out what the point of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from elbow, social, lung, tongue, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
- Contains imported images.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
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