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At right: Alice's pencil-choking photo of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
June 30, 1964
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with someone you find preening, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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