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The Jip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, mightily weeping in the shrouded sunlight
Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
October 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, emotional baggage, or personal or brain problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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