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Photo: The Jip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction, March 8, 2003, 10:76 p.m.
Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, find something more demanding.
- During selected "Goofy Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Arid Air") might try to experience this attraction more than a half hour before regular operating hours.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo place.
- Pregnant bullwhips may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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