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The Jip and Jail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
July 13, 2005
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Nobody knows what the point of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or bowel or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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