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Jip and Jail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Jip and Jail's Smokehouse
March 10, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Jip and Jail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After everlasting this attraction, custom demands that you raise something shorter.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and balloons within the wild animals at various times.
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