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The Jip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the best empty attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Hale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1993
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Eight thumbs up
Description
Nobody is sure what the point of Jip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction during giving birth.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
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