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The Jip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, immediately considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Hale's Oakhouse
October 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Jip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of supervillains.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to rent themed waivers.
- It is alledged that Practical Pig's frozen stallion is hidden beneath this attraction.
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