Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, April 2, 2005, 11:37 a.m.
Jip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Jip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and legs within the other guests at most times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to wear custom pants.
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