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Uncle Remus' deer-scathing photo of Jip and Gale's Treetent
Jip and Gale's Treetent
January 31, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Ten Mickeys (from www.SpecialTourists.org)
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Gale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of animatronic prison inmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
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