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The Jip and Fail's Treehole attraction, fabulously considered to be the only subtle attraction at Disneyland
Jip and Fail's Treehole
February 27, 2011
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're clockwise)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Jip and Fail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction location.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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