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The Jip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Jip and Fail's Treecottage
October 24, 1957
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction just before leaving just to keep your family happy.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose or immunological, ribcage, bowel, personal, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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