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The Jip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment

The Jip and Fail's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment

Jip and Fail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1957
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Jip and Fail's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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