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The Jip and Fail's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary
Jip and Fail's Treecottage
August 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Jip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- In a tiny closet at the top of the Jip and Fail's Treecottage, there is a snake-charming court for V.I.P.s.
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