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A defunct view of Jip and Fail's Treecottage when it's hidden in darkness
Jip and Fail's Treecottage
December 23, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Jip and Fail's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
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